bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

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slothshark:

lucyravenscar:

I’ve just posted a free crochet pattern to make this cute little bat amigurumi: http://lucyravenscar.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/itty-bitty-bat-free-amigurumi-pattern_16.html

Making one right this second.

Mighty need

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pleatedjeans:

shoebox

pleatedjeans:

shoebox

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harriets-northern-fried-chicken:

I snorted.

harriets-northern-fried-chicken:

I snorted.

(Source: vinstage)

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meme4u:

Great come back, Batman

meme4u:

Great come back, Batman

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kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

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I want to lick his face

(Source: shamelesscreencaps)

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stayclassysupernatural:

Favorite Blooper ↑

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iamrickyhoover:

calibrashuns:

itibeat:

Miles Better

Have you met my favorite beard in the world

Badass

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cognitivedissonance:

After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the threats as nothing. Does this read like nothing to you?

“I will write my manifesto in her spilled blood, and you will all bear witness to what feminist lies and poison have done to the men of America.”

The email’s author threatened to murder feminist women indiscriminately in a mass shooting. And because carrying guns on campus outweigh the right of students and guests to be safe, Anita Sarkeesian canceled her talk.

BUT WE SHOULDN’T FEEL THREATENED, RIGHT?

BECAUSE IT’S JUST THE INTERNET, RIGHT?

The bullies won this time. And if you think this shit isn’t dangerous, I’m fresh out of fucks to give and I’m not restocking any time soon. It’s goddamn wrong to to dismiss this by claiming the author isn’t serious. Elliot Rodger’s rantings were dismissed until it was too late.

This. Is. Not. OK.

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