burned my hand curling my hair today
okay so Greenland is covered in a bunch of fucking snow but Iceland is NOT covered in ice n shit
a place called landland that’s just in the fucking bottom of the ocean????
ugh fucking landland
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
milkshake does what milkshake feels like
Changing up my hair game
gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls
gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive
gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart
Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho
Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.
Brother: The government or the comic books?
Me: Pick one.